DAILY DOSE of DOPE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTINYE, SHANNON & DERRICK!!!!


He should be the new face of Viagra!

Shigeo Tokuda, a former travel agent, is now a PORN STAR @ 74-years-old!!!

“I retired and didn’t have anything to do,” says Tokuda, a former 9 to 5 travel agent. “This is my second life. I don’t know how long I can keep living, but I want to enjoy the rest of it.”

Find yo crib on this site!---> CRIB



An inventor by the name of GLENN MARTIN has created a real life jet pack! It is designed to fly an average-sized pilot 30 miles in 30 minutes on a 5-gallon tank of gas and its ONLY $100,000. LOL Demonstrating the pack in the video here was the inventor’s 16-year-old son (after all, you can always make more kids, right?) who was prevented by spotters from taking to full flight in public until more test flights have been completed. Since it is designed to conform to the FAA’s definition of an ultralight vehicle—which weighs less than 254 pounds and carries only one passenger—a pilot’s license won’t be required for users! yay! i dont think i want one tho . . . ppl will b able to look up skirts!

Oh Nas . . . ur so clever . . . FRIED CHICKEN ft. Busta Rhymes


Stuff White People Like
#105 Unpaid Internships
In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.

#4 Comparing People to Hitler

Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn’t like something or
someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, “This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!” accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler.

This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines.


Tyga ft. Lil Wayne & Rich Boy - Coconut Juice (Remix)
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