DAILY DOSE of DOPE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTINYE, SHANNON & DERRICK!!!!


He should be the new face of Viagra!

Shigeo Tokuda, a former travel agent, is now a PORN STAR @ 74-years-old!!!

“I retired and didn’t have anything to do,” says Tokuda, a former 9 to 5 travel agent. “This is my second life. I don’t know how long I can keep living, but I want to enjoy the rest of it.”

Find yo crib on this site!---> CRIB



An inventor by the name of GLENN MARTIN has created a real life jet pack! It is designed to fly an average-sized pilot 30 miles in 30 minutes on a 5-gallon tank of gas and its ONLY $100,000. LOL Demonstrating the pack in the video here was the inventor’s 16-year-old son (after all, you can always make more kids, right?) who was prevented by spotters from taking to full flight in public until more test flights have been completed. Since it is designed to conform to the FAA’s definition of an ultralight vehicle—which weighs less than 254 pounds and carries only one passenger—a pilot’s license won’t be required for users! yay! i dont think i want one tho . . . ppl will b able to look up skirts!

Oh Nas . . . ur so clever . . . FRIED CHICKEN ft. Busta Rhymes


Stuff White People Like
#105 Unpaid Internships
In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.

#4 Comparing People to Hitler

Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn’t like something or
someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, “This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!” accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler.

This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines.


Tyga ft. Lil Wayne & Rich Boy - Coconut Juice (Remix)
REMIX BAY-BE!

Encounters with the homeless pt. 2

So i was on the bus on my way to take my THREE hour final when a homeless man with hella bags gets on. im sitting towards the back but the bus lady is super loud so i hear everything. this is the convo . . .

Bus Lady "You know you gon hafta pay right?"
Homeless Man (digging through his bags) "yea . . . i have some change here"
BL "well hurry up because I dont wanna smell you"
HM "oh umm, i know its here somewhere" he finds the change & puts it n the thing
BL " sit in the back because I dont wanna smell you up here"


It was sOoOo mean!!! but he did smell REALLY bad. everytime the wind blew funk trespassed my nostrils. i covered my nose politely but it was too strong. somehow the smell crept through the crevices between my fingers. I was jus about to get off & change buses when he got off. the smell lingered for a couple more blocks. His bags ripped as he was getting off & his stuff fell on the sidewalk. = ( poor guy. i was glad he got off tho.


random stuff . . .


this is a REAL German campaign ad for Deutsch! ummm wow . . . .


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If u need a promoter, dj, graphic designer, sponsorship, or photographer lemme know! i got connects! LOL

Check out my buddy's music page too! MUSIC AND add his personal page PERSONAL

PARTY THANK YOUS!!

THANKS TO:
-ALL THE PPL WHO CAME & PARTIED WITH ME!
-ALL THE PPL WHO DRESSED THE PART!
-MY COUSIN MARJANI FOR COMIN THRU!!!
-SARAH & 'MY BOYFRIEND' MYLES FOR DEALING WITH THE COPS!
-LINDSAY, IFY, SARAH, SHANNON AND WHOEVER ELSE FOR HELPING MY DRUNK ASS & PUTTING ON MY PUMPKIN PANTS(EVEN THO I ONLY WEAR THOSE IN OCTOBER LOL).
-DIARIS FOR BRINGING HER SPEAKERS & LAPTOP EVEN THO THE SPEAKERS DIDNT WORK. = (
-KENE FOR COMING LAST MINUTE EVEN THO I WAS TO DRUNK TO KNOW. = (
-RAPHAEL AKA DJ ILLANOISE FOR THE MIXTAPES!
-ANGELO FOR DJING!
-Q FOR TAKING CARE OF ME THE NEXT DAY!
-UMMM WHO ELSE? IDK BUT THANK YOU!!!! I HAD SoOoO MUCH FUN! I MIGHT THROW ANOTHER ONE N A FEW WEEKS SO LOOK OUT FOR THE INFO!!!

*PLEASE DO NOT FEEL FREE TO POST EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF MY DRUNKEN ANTICS AND/OR TELL STORIES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. PLEASE & THANK YOU! LOL.
* MORE PICTURES COMING SOON!!

Encounters with the homeless

At the expense of seeming like a lame story teller im just gonna get right to it . . .

Encounter 1:
I take the bus to & from work b/c its super cheap, gas is high, and its only like an 8 minute ride. I was waiting at the bus stop to go home in BROAD daylight at like 4pm. There r hella ppl around. So im just texting, minding my business, and this homeless man comes and stands like 3 feet away from me-hella hawkin. i look up like what theee fuck yo?!? but he is still hella starin . . . this old lady next to me whispers, "that homeless man is staring at u" and im all (in my head) no shit sherlock. so i politely reach my hand into my tote and get out my shank. (side note: my big sis bought me a mini pocketknife cuz its a crazy world we live in . . . plus imma thug & and she doesnt want me to catch a gun case.) ne ways so i take out my shank but i jus keep it concealed in my hand. Then the homeless man is all "naw naw couldnt b her . . ." he backs up a lil and is like "yea, naw couldnt b" and he turns and walks into the street and almost gets hit by a truck. everyone at the stop is like "oh shit!" and he jus keeps goin across the street. weird no?

Encounter 2(hella crazier):
So me & my sis went to Jose Bernsteins for some grub. i ordered chicken nachos but they made it with chili so they made me a new order but let me keep both. my sis suggested i give the chili ones to the homeless man we saw by the parking garage and im all yea good idea. so we were walking back and we saw a different homeless man. I TRIED to give him the nachos but he refused them:

me-"hi would u like these chicken nachos?"
homeless man-"ummm"
me-"they rnt left overs- they r brand new"
homeless man- "umm no thanks.maybe he wants them" then he points to another homeless man.

plz keep in mind that this man is the prototype homeless man. he was quite large, HELLA dirty, posted on a bench, hella layers of clothes, fully equipped with shopping cart and lots of bags . . . the kind that you arent sure are completely concious . . . and this foo had the nerve to turn down my FRESH nachos. & it doesnt end there . . . i walked over to the other homeless man:

me-"would u like these nachos"
homeless man-"ummm" (he looks at my other bag) "whats in that bag?"
me- "my nachos"
homeless man- "you dont have ne thing else?"
me -"no"
homeless man-"oh, can u get something else?"
me-"uh no."

then i walked away in disbelief.

These muthafuccas had me so shocked. only in westwood . . .

Updates!

SoOo ive been gone for a minute but im back with the jump off. LOL I've had intentions on blogging but i just didnt have the time. A few ppl have been on my case about updating this thing b cuz they cant live their lives without knowing whats going on in Yellies World. LOL soooo here goes:



-I moved into my new lavish apt & i love it.
- COME VISIT ME ALREADY!



-School has started & its not that bad.
-only M & W from 3:15-6.
-Stan & Brittney r n my class too.
- Although, stan only steals my pens, eats my snacks, and makes me feel bad about texting n class. LOL



-Work.
- Urban Outfitters.
- making my paypa!



-I wanna get tatted!
- I want an imperial crown on my right hip.
- & i want "la vita bella" in cursive on my left wrist.
- Imma get the crown first & think about the writing for later.
- WHO WANTS TO JOIN!?!?



-PARTIES!
- Tuesday i went out with my secret crush Dae & my party mama Lindsay.
- We all met up @ Les Deux in Hollywood then went over to the Houdini Mansion for Chrsitina's mansion house party.
- The place was dope but kinda creepy outside towards the back.
- Me & Dae explored the place.
-There was this really creepy underground cave like thing with a big clearing & like a lil temple in the middlle. it was creepy as fucc!
- Then up these stairs there was like wilderness & a lil path. I was not messin with that so Dae & some other guy (i think Greg?) walked back there. Me and Greg's friend (Loli?) left & walked back to the party.
- CABO CANTINA NEXT WEEK!
- ideally i'd go friday or saturday BUT i think Diaris is having her house warming party one of those days.
- BUT maybe we can do CABO early then go to her party later.
- OR maybe we can do it on a weekday. wednesday perhaps?
- IDK ill figure it out and let everyone who is anyone know.



-HAIRCUT!
-Im gonna get a jazzy lil haircut soon.



ummm . . . so i think thats it. peace!