IM GONNA B A STRIPPER!

Why the ef r there sOoOo many songs about/for strippers?!? WTF? is that whats up now? dudes out here wifin up strippers? puttin them n "the mansion, somewhere in wiscansin "? really now? "She's every man's dream She's God's gift to Earth"?v"send for [them] red eye"? well if thats what it takes . . . NOT!