Encounters with the homeless pt. 2

So i was on the bus on my way to take my THREE hour final when a homeless man with hella bags gets on. im sitting towards the back but the bus lady is super loud so i hear everything. this is the convo . . .

Bus Lady "You know you gon hafta pay right?"
Homeless Man (digging through his bags) "yea . . . i have some change here"
BL "well hurry up because I dont wanna smell you"
HM "oh umm, i know its here somewhere" he finds the change & puts it n the thing
BL " sit in the back because I dont wanna smell you up here"


It was sOoOo mean!!! but he did smell REALLY bad. everytime the wind blew funk trespassed my nostrils. i covered my nose politely but it was too strong. somehow the smell crept through the crevices between my fingers. I was jus about to get off & change buses when he got off. the smell lingered for a couple more blocks. His bags ripped as he was getting off & his stuff fell on the sidewalk. = ( poor guy. i was glad he got off tho.


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Encounters with the homeless

At the expense of seeming like a lame story teller im just gonna get right to it . . .

Encounter 1:
I take the bus to & from work b/c its super cheap, gas is high, and its only like an 8 minute ride. I was waiting at the bus stop to go home in BROAD daylight at like 4pm. There r hella ppl around. So im just texting, minding my business, and this homeless man comes and stands like 3 feet away from me-hella hawkin. i look up like what theee fuck yo?!? but he is still hella starin . . . this old lady next to me whispers, "that homeless man is staring at u" and im all (in my head) no shit sherlock. so i politely reach my hand into my tote and get out my shank. (side note: my big sis bought me a mini pocketknife cuz its a crazy world we live in . . . plus imma thug & and she doesnt want me to catch a gun case.) ne ways so i take out my shank but i jus keep it concealed in my hand. Then the homeless man is all "naw naw couldnt b her . . ." he backs up a lil and is like "yea, naw couldnt b" and he turns and walks into the street and almost gets hit by a truck. everyone at the stop is like "oh shit!" and he jus keeps goin across the street. weird no?

Encounter 2(hella crazier):
So me & my sis went to Jose Bernsteins for some grub. i ordered chicken nachos but they made it with chili so they made me a new order but let me keep both. my sis suggested i give the chili ones to the homeless man we saw by the parking garage and im all yea good idea. so we were walking back and we saw a different homeless man. I TRIED to give him the nachos but he refused them:

me-"hi would u like these chicken nachos?"
homeless man-"ummm"
me-"they rnt left overs- they r brand new"
homeless man- "umm no thanks.maybe he wants them" then he points to another homeless man.

plz keep in mind that this man is the prototype homeless man. he was quite large, HELLA dirty, posted on a bench, hella layers of clothes, fully equipped with shopping cart and lots of bags . . . the kind that you arent sure are completely concious . . . and this foo had the nerve to turn down my FRESH nachos. & it doesnt end there . . . i walked over to the other homeless man:

me-"would u like these nachos"
homeless man-"ummm" (he looks at my other bag) "whats in that bag?"
me- "my nachos"
homeless man- "you dont have ne thing else?"
me -"no"
homeless man-"oh, can u get something else?"
me-"uh no."

then i walked away in disbelief.

These muthafuccas had me so shocked. only in westwood . . .

Updates!

SoOo ive been gone for a minute but im back with the jump off. LOL I've had intentions on blogging but i just didnt have the time. A few ppl have been on my case about updating this thing b cuz they cant live their lives without knowing whats going on in Yellies World. LOL soooo here goes:



-I moved into my new lavish apt & i love it.
- COME VISIT ME ALREADY!



-School has started & its not that bad.
-only M & W from 3:15-6.
-Stan & Brittney r n my class too.
- Although, stan only steals my pens, eats my snacks, and makes me feel bad about texting n class. LOL



-Work.
- Urban Outfitters.
- making my paypa!



-I wanna get tatted!
- I want an imperial crown on my right hip.
- & i want "la vita bella" in cursive on my left wrist.
- Imma get the crown first & think about the writing for later.
- WHO WANTS TO JOIN!?!?



-PARTIES!
- Tuesday i went out with my secret crush Dae & my party mama Lindsay.
- We all met up @ Les Deux in Hollywood then went over to the Houdini Mansion for Chrsitina's mansion house party.
- The place was dope but kinda creepy outside towards the back.
- Me & Dae explored the place.
-There was this really creepy underground cave like thing with a big clearing & like a lil temple in the middlle. it was creepy as fucc!
- Then up these stairs there was like wilderness & a lil path. I was not messin with that so Dae & some other guy (i think Greg?) walked back there. Me and Greg's friend (Loli?) left & walked back to the party.
- CABO CANTINA NEXT WEEK!
- ideally i'd go friday or saturday BUT i think Diaris is having her house warming party one of those days.
- BUT maybe we can do CABO early then go to her party later.
- OR maybe we can do it on a weekday. wednesday perhaps?
- IDK ill figure it out and let everyone who is anyone know.



-HAIRCUT!
-Im gonna get a jazzy lil haircut soon.



ummm . . . so i think thats it. peace!