YELLIE SAYS . . .

MAKE SMART COOL

2010-08-26T18:14:00.000-07:00

feast for ur eyes

2010-08-19T23:43:00.000-07:00

Drake - Miss Me

I want a lil sequins number like that . . .

Jawan Harris - Nobody

got damn chris brown is fine.

this just n: Palin is the worst politician alive

2010-08-09T16:13:00.000-07:00

she n no way shape or form defended herself. ppl actually voted for her . . .

Random stuff

2010-08-08T21:50:00.000-07:00

i know u dont mess w/ a McQueen design but . . . if this was a bit shorter OoOo hunny child.

$5 if u know where these biscuits r from! soooo effin delish!

WOOOOW. Avril & Brody?!? AND he got her name tatted on him?! I mos def woulda chose Kirsten over Avril. Maybe Avril got that bomb tho . . . who knows . . .

Hidja kids!!!

2010-08-08T00:25:00.000-07:00

PAHAHAHA I love it! I cant even watch the original clip ne more w/o hearing the song!!!

In case you have been underground preparing for 2012 and haven't seen it, here is the original clip

2010-05-25T00:03:00.000-07:00

not quite Trey "Trigga" Songz but ill have some. please and thank you!

My favorite new rapper. even tho he doesnt know what comes after 16. hahahaha. go cop his album. n stores soon. ok no but really, dear god . . . please help him.

2010-05-03T19:50:00.000-07:00

well damn . . .

forgot about this. 2 of my favs.

2010-03-18T18:43:00.000-07:00

UNITED + TAKEN
SF was the first stop for @ShawnChrys's "Like A Kid Again" Tour and he did not disappoint! The crowd was LEGIT-it was bigger than the crowd that showed up for Big Sean & Mike Posner just a few months prior! The Honor Roll crew ( Honorrollcrew.com ) opened including my boy 1 O.A.K who performed my new FAV song "Lovecats". Shawn was wearing this DOPE hoodie and introduced me to the designer Mark Kozen. I dig his line and you should all DEFINITELY check it out. You can see the hoodie that Im gonna cop ASAP and a bunch of his other stuff + pics from the show HERE

LUPE FIASCO: WE ARE NOT LOSERS WE ARE LASERS.

Check out this lil PSAish clip from Lupe Fiasco. I MOS DEF dig the positive direction he is trying to take music. Check out the website this clip is from HERE PS: My girl @TiffanyBoozay is in the clip too! HOLLLAAAA! LOL

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN COLLECTIONS

EVERY single pair of shoes in all the womens' collections are SICK!!! When I die bury me butt naked in a pair. Please and thank you!!! Check out the lookbooks HERE
RIP MCQUEEN

Nicki Minaj Vs Keys

2010-03-16T09:45:00.000-07:00

Keys goin in on Nicki

Nicki rappin over the same beat.

WHO KILLED IT?

this is Nicki back when she was Ken instead of Barbie . . .

Just in case u havent . . .

2010-03-12T10:28:00.000-08:00

. . . SEEN: LADY GAGA FT. BEYONCE "TELEPHONE"

Music Code Provided by MusicVideolife.com

Although i said "what the . . ." about 30+ times while watching it and it has nothing to do with the song, i dig the creativity and the lady gaga not being a hermaphodite reference in the beginning. LOL

. . . HEARD: Check out my boy HBK and his band CUNEXTWEEKEND.

I went to their performance the other night & it was nothing less than DOPE. The live band was really good and I loved their energy! Check out interviews, show dates, music and more from them by clicking HERE

. . . TASTED: Okay so this is kinda random but try adding mayo on one slice of bread when u make a breakfast egg sandwich. It sounds skecthy but its HELLA delish. it really adds a lil something! Shout out to Lindsay for putting me up on game!
WHAT YOU'LL NEED: 2 SLICES OF BREAD
2 EGGS (SCRAMBLED PLEASE)
MEAT (BACON, SAUSAGE, CHICKEN MEATBALLS)
1 SLICE OF CHEDDAR CHEESE
JELLY (STRAWBERRY IS BEST!)
AND DONT FORGET THE SPECIAL INGREDIENT MAYO!!

. . . HEARD: Well, turns out the Simmons family actually passed down some talent. Diggy has skills! Not only is he doin his thing with fashion he actually is a pretty dope rapper.

. . . HEARD: ShawnChrys is performing TONIGHT, March 13, in sf at 330 Ritch!!! It is sure to be a dope show! Check out the deets HERE

. . . SEEN: Soulja Boy "2 Milli"

COACHELLA!

2010-02-11T23:01:00.000-08:00

Line-up is so fuccin sick!

check it out here--> http://coachella.com/event/lineup

click the names to listen to the artist/group's music.

Oh yea, they have a layaway plan!!!

hook me up with free tickets if you've got the connects!

John Mayer + Cat butt belly button.

2010-02-10T19:48:00.000-08:00

Sooo after hearing a lot of ish talkin about my main man John Mayer I decided to see what he really said. I read the whole transcript of the interview (you can too by clicking HERE) and my feelings can be summed up n one word. "eh". Who cares if John Mayers wang is a potential KKK member while his mind likes the mocha mamas? or that he is passing on a hood pass? or that he thinks Jessica Simpson has that good good? Not I. He doesnt owe anyone an apology. I bet you say a lot of racist, freaky, crazy shit that u never apologize for. If that's how he feels, that how he feels. Personally, Im glad I know where he stands. So wipe your tears and nose on ur shirt sleeve, suck it up, unfollow him on twitter, and dont buy/illegally download "Battle Studies".

I came across this and had to share . . .

Black baby vs white baby.

2010-02-08T14:08:00.000-08:00

Short social experiment with my niece in Target. LOL.

Walking Pharaoh on the Bencia Bay Trail . . .

2010-02-08T13:28:00.001-08:00

Lie to yourself and say his jacket and the ish!!! LOL

Cool lil spot by my parentals house.

-This man was skurred of Pharaoh

OoOoOo. . . a make-shift tent. someone isnt following the "Park Hours" rule!!!

Can u find the blue jay?

idk what this is. it looked like a slug made of bubbles. ewwwww

Are slugs supposed to be that black?

New music videos!

2009-11-14T12:00:00.000-08:00

LOVES it.

This video makes me hella sad for Chris & Rihanna. I think they still love each other but because of her celebrity and influence over other girls and women Rihanna chose to say "eff love" and set a positive example for current and future victims of abuse. Call me crazy but I like Chris again.

OoOoOoo pretty colors!!! LOL. this song always makes me wanna sidestep with my left arm bent to my side (fist near chin) and the other arm out in pull up position and my head down to the right.

Omarion can definitely get 'jiggy' and the song is currently being transferred to my ipod but I have a few questions . . . 1. y wasnt lil wayne n the video. wasnt that his track or am i mistaken? 2. y does omarion have on those white under armor shorts? 3. Who is omarion's barber? In the words of Beyonce "Somebody gettin fired".

The beat kinda annoys me but nevertheless here you are . . .

While he is a dope talent discoverer/manager/producer/whatever, Diddy is probably one of the most untalented artists ever. Think about it . . . when was the last time you were like "Dang!!! Diddy went in on that verse!" or the last time you said "Ok Diddy! You giggin in that video!" Ummm . . . NOT NEVER!

FACEBOOK ALIBI GETS ROBBERY SUSPECT OUT OF JAIL

Im not tryna throw shade but ummm . . . what kinda phone does that boy have? u dont need a computer to be on facebook . . . just sayin . . .

LMFAO

2009-11-13T22:47:00.000-08:00

2009-11-13T20:03:00.000-08:00

As JP will tell you himself, the long-awaited release mostly serves as a testament to the last two years spent forging his path to a big break: producing and/or writing all of his own material, attracting thousands of new fans by designing his own website, Myspace, and YouTube series, and playing countless shows at L.A. clubs and his alma mater, UCLA.

"It's really a picture of where I've been and where I'm going, musically speaking," he says. The destination? A smart blend of inspirational R&B, piano-pop, and hip-hop swing. Enlisting the help of top indie producers like The Skiii Team, UniqueSound Ent., Nobody Famous, Mr. Clean, Mike Rizzy, and Vizion, Jarell is careful to mention that none of it would've been possible without gifted collaborators, true friends, and a growing band of international supporters. "I think the real moral of my story is that you're never alone."

(Via Jarellperry.com)
Download it here -->jarellperry.com

Bump it in ya headphones . . .

2009-11-10T13:42:00.000-08:00

He put DMV on on the map and now WALE is putting his highly anticipated album, ATTENTION DEFICIT, in stores/itunes TODAY! If his past 5 mixtapes haven't convinced you this guy is HOT then perhaps his singles "Chillin" featuring Lady Gaga and "Pretty Girls" introduced you to the fiyah. His album is a MUST COP record but for those of you who don't want to just take my word for it, check out the album HERE first. I also HIGHLY recommend downloading his last mixtape "Back to the Feature".

Another artist you should definitely have in your ipod is Inglewood's own SHAWN CHRYS. Paying homage to his city of residence, his album "A city with no Seasons" dropped a little while back but is still in heavy rotation in my ipod. Shawn Chrys recently went on tour with Big Sean of Good Music records and a guy named Mike Posner both of whom you should also definitely check out! You can download Shawn's album for FREE and check out his regularly updated blog at Honourrolestudent.com

Brought to my attention by the annual UCLA JAZZ REGGAE FESTIVAL, Myspace records artist MATEO has stolen my heart. His recently released album "Get to Know Me" has amazing ballads as well as well written lyrics. It is one of those albums you listen to from beginning to end.

Jarell Perry recently announced via Twitter.com that he will be releasing his mixtape "On my Own". If you haven't already, you NEED to listen to the single off the mixtape "Universal Love" which has been building buzz and anticipation for this week's release of the mixtape. Check back here for the link to download "On my Own".

Other random stuff F.Y.E (for your entertainment):

RIHANNA - "WAIT YOUR TURN"

Both the song and the video are ight in my humble opinion . . .

TREY SONGZ - "I INVENTED SEX"

WARNING:

You will need to change your panties after watching the following video.

LADY GAGA- "BAD ROMAMCE"

Brillance! She is so fuccing creative!! This is why Im gaga for Gaga!

Dayum. Em went hard!

2009-07-31T18:05:00.001-07:00

2009-07-24T14:26:00.001-07:00

Download Jay Z's "Run this Town" featuring my girl RiRi & Kanye by clicking
HERE

NEW MUSIC

2009-07-21T12:25:00.000-07:00

Here are some new slaps from my homies & others. Download em. Play em @ ur house. Slap em in your car. Go to your local library and turn the song on really loud and leave unnoticed. The person who turns it off will be forced to see whose song is playing and will most likely like it and go download it later.

Shawn Chrystopher - "Lose your Mind"

C San- "I Wanna Work with Quik" mixtape

SU -"Birthday Sex Remix"

Buddy- "Yeah Buddy"

Damey "Burgendy Sky"

Im back . . .

2009-07-16T23:26:00.000-07:00

"I been gone for a minute but Im back with the jump-off!" LOL.

I totally forgot to blog the link to download Wale's new mixtape. Hopefully you already have it by now but in case you have been under a rock somewhere and dont have it you can download it from his website http://www.walemusic.com.

i hope to b inspired so more new music info coming soon . . .

The Cast of "The Wiz" photoshoot.

2009-06-04T17:37:00.001-07:00

How little is he making on Broadway that he cant get a nice pair of square toes?

I LOVE it-2 of my favs!

2009-06-03T19:06:00.001-07:00

and . . . in case u havent seen it yet here is Lady Gaga's video for "Paparazzi". Very Creative!

If You Soft Get Lost! LOL

2009-04-17T13:13:00.000-07:00

Dedicated to me!!!!

2009-03-15T18:24:00.000-07:00

My homegirl Christina is so talented and an amazing person!!! She is a UCLA student and an aspiring music teacher but i think she should pursue a singing career!!
Check out more of her stuff here: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=32499B4EF54ED53E

Santigold performing on the Jimmy Fallon show

2009-03-08T15:09:00.001-07:00

Those dancers r GETTIN it!!! LOL

Oprah learns to share!

2009-03-07T01:23:00.000-08:00

For the FIRST time EVER Oprah has allowed someone else to grace the cover of her magazine O. But OF COURSE she had to b on the cover too! They r both doin they thang but idk if i agree w/ that belt that Michelle is wearing tho . . .

PS: Mrs.Obama STAY with a fresh press! I wonder what her head scarf looks like! LOL

NEW MUSIC

Dream is releasing his sophmore album LOVE vs MONEY this Tuesday, MARCH 10th. I checked it out & I already have a few songs on repeat! Beware . . . there are a couple songs that might make u wanna go half on a baby . . . LOL

Listen to the FULL album

HERE

before you buy it!

unbeweavable

2009-03-01T14:41:00.000-08:00

Interactive Youtube magic trick

2009-02-28T00:44:00.000-08:00

follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbEei0I3kMQ&feature=related
its HELLSA crazy!!!

Don't sleep on my boo Drake

2009-02-27T14:04:00.000-08:00

Canda's own Aubrey "Drake" Graham or JIMMY, as us Degrassi watchers know him as, has just dropped his third mixtape titled "So far Gone". His previous 2 mixtapes were fiyah and his third one is muy caliente as well! LOL

Best I Ever Had - Drake

download the mixtape here:CLICK

P.S who watches Degrassi? when does the new season start?! i hear Jimmy is gonna be outta his wheel chair!!!

Bow Wow is back . . .

2009-02-23T14:17:00.000-08:00

He is hella wannabe TI status but idk . . . i think i may like the song . . .

Bow Wow - New Music - More Music Videos

that chick in the video aint cute . . . a 4 outta 10 at best . . . i was gonna b n the video but i'm 3 feet taller than bow wow and that would not have been hot.

= * (

2009-02-23T00:33:00.000-08:00

Poor RiRi . . .

I need answers! I'm not saying she could have done something to deserve all this but I wanna know that drove CB to take off on my girl like this?!? She was cheating? She gave him the herps? Her reaction to a text from another girl?

UCLA EVENTS!!!

2009-02-11T22:55:00.001-08:00

click to enlarge!

*the fashion show is @ 6pm NOT 7 as stated on the flyer.

I wanna do something like this!

2009-01-17T19:00:00.000-08:00

Click Here

"Voice of the Young People" my ass . . .

2009-01-16T16:57:00.000-08:00

I fuccin hate Lil Mama. Why?

Nuff said.

i know this is mad harsh but i can't help how i feel. respect it. LOL

I fuccin LOVE Kimora

She's preggers! Courtesy of her boo thang Djimon Hounsou, Kimora is gonna have her 3rd child. I watched her show Life in The Fab Lane and she is a really good mom! I hope I'm invited to the baby shower!

bad girl - rihanna ft chris brown

Today when i went to class . . .

2009-01-14T11:20:00.000-08:00

I saw this on the Humanities building, "Nothing is too wonderful to be true"-Faraday

Thats hellsa true . . . when we think something is too good to be true we are more receptive to negative things that may be really minor in a different less 'wonderful' situation. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone but it makes sense in my head. LOL

If you have some time on ur hands watch these 2 videos . . .
Esoteric Agenda:

Exploring the frontiers of happiness

Video w/ some of my fave dudes

2009-01-13T16:05:00.000-08:00

*I have to take a moment & give myself and Salima props for being on that Lady Gaga hype like almost a year ago, long b4 the radio started playing a million different remix versions of "Just Dance". AND to me and lin lin for slappin Santogold b4 mtv started playing her music during their shows.* I've come to realize that songs get popular LONG after they have been released (ie: Gym Class Heroes first few popular singles) LISTEN TO MORE THAN JUST THE RADIO YALL! Your missing out on HELLSA good music when u just listen to the top 40. listen to ppl's albums for the other tracks-often times they're better than the singles. Be more open and receptive to other sources of hearing new music and most importantly DONT GET STUCK IN 1 GENRE!

i love this

2009-01-07T23:34:00.000-08:00

Im not a big fan of the Bow O' Weave or the jacket and panties look but i still heart Lady Gaga!!! that jacket is hot tho . . .

My Fave Indie Label Rapper

2008-12-15T12:13:00.000-08:00

So, this guy has been around for quite some time & I have been a fan for about two years now so I thought it was about time I share his thuggilicious goodness w/ u all. LOL. I present to you, Reed Dollaz:

Southwest Philly representa, Reed Dollaz first got my attention when i heard him freestyle on youtube. I can't find that video but watch the videos below of one of my favorite rhymes of his and one of his freestyle battles. Now he has signed with Beyond Bars Records an indie label. BE WARNED he raps about "thug life". LOL That kind of rap usually isnt my cup of tea but I love how animated he is and he has some of the best free style rhymes i've heard from unsigned or signed rappers. enjoy!!!

This one of his new songs(the video doesnt go w/ it but whatevs . . .

Freestyle Battle

Myspace: REED DOLLAZ
Facebook: Fan Page

YAY!!! INDIA ARIE is BACK!!

2008-11-30T21:00:00.000-08:00

Chocolate High - India Arie Feat. Musiq Soulchild

OBAMA!!!

2008-11-03T17:18:00.001-08:00

Go here to download an Obama mix tape: http://www.djztrip.com/obama

Go here to find your polling station: http://www.lavote.net/locator

Play an active role in your future. VOTE!!!

Need another excuse to get to the polls?
1. Go to Ben & Jerry's between 5 and 8 pm on election day and get a free scoop of ice cream, all for voting. Call your mother across the country, your friend up North and tell them about it. All Ben & Jerry's nationwide are being patriotic with this votalicious promo. For store locations visit their website http://www.benjerry.com.

2.Starbucks Offering Free Coffee to Everyone on Election Day

SACRAMENTO, CA - Starbucks got the word that offering free coffee to people who vote on Election Day violated the law, so now the coffee company is offering a free cup to anyone who asks on November 4.

i felt compelled to share . . .

2008-10-28T16:35:00.000-07:00

This foolishness took place via myspace.
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE DATES!!!
(Read from the bottom up!)

Date: Oct 27, 2008 6:59 AM
Subject:

RE: RE: RE: mr.nowornever

Body:
u havent made up ya mind i c

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: YELLIE
Date: Mar 20, 2007 2:52 PM

what the?
if I want to noe u?
u messaged me . . .
& what do u mean I hafta noe sum kinda biz?
I dunno what ur talkin about
this is super random . . .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: T. west
Date: 20 Mar 2007, 12:41 AM

well if u want to know me u gonna have 2 no some type of biz ya heard me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: YELLIE
Date: Mar 20, 2007 12:33 AM

huh?
i dont make music . . .

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: T. west
Date: 20 Mar 2007, 12:30 AM

what it do?i dont no ya but lets colab on some muzik but i will need 2 hear somethin 2 see where you stand.

Obama lost & its all my fault!

2008-10-22T21:34:00.000-07:00

EVERY VOTE COUNTS!!! DONT LET THIS BE YOU!!! VOTE!!!

New slappage

2008-10-20T15:51:00.003-07:00

Check out all these songs NOW!!!

*Trading Places - Usher
*T-Shirt - Shontelle Layne
Set It Off - Kardinal Offishall f/ The Clipse
*Radio - Girlicious
Echo - Ciara
Be With You - Brutha
*Single Ladies - Beyonce
*If I Was a Boy - Beyonce
No Other Love - John Legend f/ Estelle
Decode - Paramore
I'm So Paid - Akon f/ Lil Wayne
Get Up - 50 Cent
Slide Show - T.I. f/ John Legend
I'm So Paid - Akon f/ Lil Wayne
One More Drink - Ludacris f/ T-Pain
My Shoes - Murphy Lee f/ T-Pain
*Us Against The World - Christina Milian
Insomnia - Craig David
Dreamer - Chris Brown
If She Knew - Lemar
*Love That Girl - Raphael Saadiq
*Everybody - Fonzworth Bentley f/ Kanye West & Andre 3000
Never Leave My Girl - Ben One f/ Shawnna

KILLER MIKE FEAT. ICE CUBE "PRESSURE"

2008-10-19T20:22:00.000-07:00

They got gigs!

2008-10-17T18:22:00.000-07:00

-The quality is bad but these Japanese kids are sick!!!

-i wish i was n this!

5yr old break dancer!

-he doesnt have much rhythm but he sure is a gymnast! LOL

Musica!

2008-10-14T12:05:00.000-07:00

Shawn Chrystopher

download Shawn Chrystopher's mixtape for $FREE.99!!!
CLICK HERE

&

visit his myspace
CLICK HERE

BLACK KIDS
visit their myspace & hear the tunage . . .
CLICK HERE

JANELL MONAE
visit her myspace
CLICK HERE

Flight of the Conchords
hear the tunage . . . look up the lyrics for added enjoyment. LOL
CLICK HERE

VIDEOS!

T.I. - "What Up, What's Happenin'

-if he was just like a foot taller i would make him my boo.

Fall Out Boy - "I Don't Care"

Maroon 5 - "Goodnight Goodnight"

-i heart Mar♥♥n 5 . . . They never disappoint! = D

Kanye West Medley piano cover By David Sides

Lollipop Piano Cover By David Sides

-This guy is CRAZY TALENTED! visit his myspace to hear more! http://www.myspace.com/davidsides

Beyonce - "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)"

Beyonce “If I Were A Boy” Video

Race issue

2008-10-07T12:00:00.000-07:00

For some reason the issue of race has slipped my mind when thinking about the 2008 Presidential race. Some how I completely forgot about the ignorant and closed minded people who would rather vote for a candidate who graduated 5th from the BOTTOM of his class then a candidate who was president of the Harvard Law Review simply because of racial prejudice. I guess some people would rather have our country go down the shitter than have a Black man go into the "White" House.

Blantant coonery or "its only racist if you are"

2008-10-06T23:11:00.000-07:00

you decide . . .

Show trailer:

No child left behind:

videos u should watch

2008-10-04T19:25:00.000-07:00

Episode 3!

http://bigshow.bigfolio.com/?s=000011662&t=0e6a8ae03101be65098418ccb735e4a1

The engine room episode 2

2008-09-22T12:36:00.000-07:00

IM GONNA B A STRIPPER!

2008-09-18T21:04:00.000-07:00

Why the ef r there sOoOo many songs about/for strippers?!? WTF? is that whats up now? dudes out here wifin up strippers? puttin them n "the mansion, somewhere in wiscansin "? really now? "She's every man's dream She's God's gift to Earth"?v"send for [them] red eye"? well if thats what it takes . . . NOT!

things u should know about . . .

2008-09-18T15:30:00.000-07:00

My old roomie is on this show watch it here every week!!!

for your listening pleasure:
Click here
HAHAHAHA

EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND OF THE 2008 CANDIDATES:
Obama:
Occidental College - Two years.
Columbia University - B.A. Political science with a specialization in international relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. In history and B.A. In political science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank 894 of 899

Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. In journalism

2 things . . .

2008-09-16T16:10:00.000-07:00

1. WHY does everyone think "I can't Believe it" is by Lil Wayne & The Dream? is there another song out with them 2 and ppl r confusing it? ive heard ppl say it was them 2 like at least 10 times since it came out.

T-Pain - Can't Believe It ft. Lil Wayne [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

2. JUST when i decided i wanted to lay low and stop dating for awhile a new candidate emerges & makes me second guess my decision. . . wtf! LOL

today i . . .

2008-09-03T17:47:00.000-07:00

ate a yogurt parfait.
&
worked from 11am until 5pm
&
had some guy say "wassup shawty" to me.
&
i booked a 7:25am flight to SFO
&
i bought 2 white v necks
&
i watched this:

&
i looked at these pictures:

MUSIC

2008-08-25T14:08:00.000-07:00

MY VERY FAVORITES @ THE MOMENT!!!! CLICK THE PICS!

YAY!!!

2008-08-14T12:56:00.000-07:00

I FINALLY got my baby! He is a mini pinscher & he is the cutest thing in the world! He gets ALL the bitches where ever we go! LOL ppl ask to take pics of him & everything. he doesnt let it faze him tho. he stays humble & keeps it cool. LOL

DAILY DOSE of DOPE

2008-07-31T14:56:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTINYE, SHANNON & DERRICK!!!!

He should be the new face of Viagra!

Shigeo Tokuda, a former travel agent, is now a PORN STAR @ 74-years-old!!!

“I retired and didn’t have anything to do,” says Tokuda, a former 9 to 5 travel agent. “This is my second life. I don’t know how long I can keep living, but I want to enjoy the rest of it.”

Find yo crib on this site!---> CRIB

An inventor by the name of GLENN MARTIN has created a real life jet pack! It is designed to fly an average-sized pilot 30 miles in 30 minutes on a 5-gallon tank of gas and its ONLY $100,000. LOL Demonstrating the pack in the video here was the inventor’s 16-year-old son (after all, you can always make more kids, right?) who was prevented by spotters from taking to full flight in public until more test flights have been completed. Since it is designed to conform to the FAA’s definition of an ultralight vehicle—which weighs less than 254 pounds and carries only one passenger—a pilot’s license won’t be required for users! yay! i dont think i want one tho . . . ppl will b able to look up skirts!

Oh Nas . . . ur so clever . . . FRIED CHICKEN ft. Busta Rhymes

Stuff White People Like
#105 Unpaid Internships
In most of the world when a person works long hours without pay, it is referred to as “slavery” or “forced labor.” For white people this process is referred to as an internship and is considered an essential stage in white development.

#4 Comparing People to Hitler

Comparing people to Hitler is an easy way for white people to get a strong point across to the less enlightened, or the insufficiently white. Everyone knows who Adolf Hitler was. And everyone knows that Hitler was very, very bad. Therefore, if a white person really, REALLY, doesn’t like something or
someone, he or she may angrily say something to the effect of, “This is exactly the same kind of thing that Hitler used to do!” accompanied by varying levels of profanity based on blood-alcohol content. No matter what your gut reaction may be at that point, do not disagree with that white person. Otherwise, well, you love Hitler.

This time-tested white-person maneuver may seem so awesomely useful to you that you are tempted to go out and try it right now. Not so fast. White people have spent the last 30 years perfecting this technique. There are cultural guidelines.

Tyga ft. Lil Wayne & Rich Boy - Coconut Juice (Remix)
REMIX BAY-BE!

Encounters with the homeless pt. 2

2008-07-30T17:47:00.000-07:00

So i was on the bus on my way to take my THREE hour final when a homeless man with hella bags gets on. im sitting towards the back but the bus lady is super loud so i hear everything. this is the convo . . .

Bus Lady "You know you gon hafta pay right?"
Homeless Man (digging through his bags) "yea . . . i have some change here"
BL "well hurry up because I dont wanna smell you"
HM "oh umm, i know its here somewhere" he finds the change & puts it n the thing
BL " sit in the back because I dont wanna smell you up here"

It was sOoOo mean!!! but he did smell REALLY bad. everytime the wind blew funk trespassed my nostrils. i covered my nose politely but it was too strong. somehow the smell crept through the crevices between my fingers. I was jus about to get off & change buses when he got off. the smell lingered for a couple more blocks. His bags ripped as he was getting off & his stuff fell on the sidewalk. = ( poor guy. i was glad he got off tho.

random stuff . . .

this is a REAL German campaign ad for Deutsch! ummm wow . . . .

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If u need a promoter, dj, graphic designer, sponsorship, or photographer lemme know! i got connects! LOL

Check out my buddy's music page too! MUSIC AND add his personal page PERSONAL

PARTY THANK YOUS!!

2008-07-28T14:31:00.000-07:00

THANKS TO:
-ALL THE PPL WHO CAME & PARTIED WITH ME!
-ALL THE PPL WHO DRESSED THE PART!
-MY COUSIN MARJANI FOR COMIN THRU!!!
-SARAH & 'MY BOYFRIEND' MYLES FOR DEALING WITH THE COPS!
-LINDSAY, IFY, SARAH, SHANNON AND WHOEVER ELSE FOR HELPING MY DRUNK ASS & PUTTING ON MY PUMPKIN PANTS(EVEN THO I ONLY WEAR THOSE IN OCTOBER LOL).
-DIARIS FOR BRINGING HER SPEAKERS & LAPTOP EVEN THO THE SPEAKERS DIDNT WORK. = (
-KENE FOR COMING LAST MINUTE EVEN THO I WAS TO DRUNK TO KNOW. = (
-RAPHAEL AKA DJ ILLANOISE FOR THE MIXTAPES!
-ANGELO FOR DJING!
-Q FOR TAKING CARE OF ME THE NEXT DAY!
-UMMM WHO ELSE? IDK BUT THANK YOU!!!! I HAD SoOoO MUCH FUN! I MIGHT THROW ANOTHER ONE N A FEW WEEKS SO LOOK OUT FOR THE INFO!!!

*PLEASE DO NOT FEEL FREE TO POST EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF MY DRUNKEN ANTICS AND/OR TELL STORIES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. PLEASE & THANK YOU! LOL.
* MORE PICTURES COMING SOON!!

Encounters with the homeless

2008-07-15T11:20:00.000-07:00

At the expense of seeming like a lame story teller im just gonna get right to it . . .

Encounter 1:
I take the bus to & from work b/c its super cheap, gas is high, and its only like an 8 minute ride. I was waiting at the bus stop to go home in BROAD daylight at like 4pm. There r hella ppl around. So im just texting, minding my business, and this homeless man comes and stands like 3 feet away from me-hella hawkin. i look up like what theee fuck yo?!? but he is still hella starin . . . this old lady next to me whispers, "that homeless man is staring at u" and im all (in my head) no shit sherlock. so i politely reach my hand into my tote and get out my shank. (side note: my big sis bought me a mini pocketknife cuz its a crazy world we live in . . . plus imma thug & and she doesnt want me to catch a gun case.) ne ways so i take out my shank but i jus keep it concealed in my hand. Then the homeless man is all "naw naw couldnt b her . . ." he backs up a lil and is like "yea, naw couldnt b" and he turns and walks into the street and almost gets hit by a truck. everyone at the stop is like "oh shit!" and he jus keeps goin across the street. weird no?

Encounter 2(hella crazier):
So me & my sis went to Jose Bernsteins for some grub. i ordered chicken nachos but they made it with chili so they made me a new order but let me keep both. my sis suggested i give the chili ones to the homeless man we saw by the parking garage and im all yea good idea. so we were walking back and we saw a different homeless man. I TRIED to give him the nachos but he refused them:

me-"hi would u like these chicken nachos?"
homeless man-"ummm"
me-"they rnt left overs- they r brand new"
homeless man- "umm no thanks.maybe he wants them" then he points to another homeless man.

plz keep in mind that this man is the prototype homeless man. he was quite large, HELLA dirty, posted on a bench, hella layers of clothes, fully equipped with shopping cart and lots of bags . . . the kind that you arent sure are completely concious . . . and this foo had the nerve to turn down my FRESH nachos. & it doesnt end there . . . i walked over to the other homeless man:

me-"would u like these nachos"
homeless man-"ummm" (he looks at my other bag) "whats in that bag?"
me- "my nachos"
homeless man- "you dont have ne thing else?"
me -"no"
homeless man-"oh, can u get something else?"
me-"uh no."

then i walked away in disbelief.

These muthafuccas had me so shocked. only in westwood . . .

Updates!

2008-07-12T12:04:00.001-07:00

SoOo ive been gone for a minute but im back with the jump off. LOL I've had intentions on blogging but i just didnt have the time. A few ppl have been on my case about updating this thing b cuz they cant live their lives without knowing whats going on in Yellies World. LOL soooo here goes:

-I moved into my new lavish apt & i love it.
- COME VISIT ME ALREADY!

-School has started & its not that bad.
-only M & W from 3:15-6.
-Stan & Brittney r n my class too.
- Although, stan only steals my pens, eats my snacks, and makes me feel bad about texting n class. LOL

-Work.
- Urban Outfitters.
- making my paypa!

-I wanna get tatted!
- I want an imperial crown on my right hip.
- & i want "la vita bella" in cursive on my left wrist.
- Imma get the crown first & think about the writing for later.
- WHO WANTS TO JOIN!?!?

-PARTIES!
- Tuesday i went out with my secret crush Dae & my party mama Lindsay.
- We all met up @ Les Deux in Hollywood then went over to the Houdini Mansion for Chrsitina's mansion house party.
- The place was dope but kinda creepy outside towards the back.
- Me & Dae explored the place.
-There was this really creepy underground cave like thing with a big clearing & like a lil temple in the middlle. it was creepy as fucc!
- Then up these stairs there was like wilderness & a lil path. I was not messin with that so Dae & some other guy (i think Greg?) walked back there. Me and Greg's friend (Loli?) left & walked back to the party.
- CABO CANTINA NEXT WEEK!
- ideally i'd go friday or saturday BUT i think Diaris is having her house warming party one of those days.
- BUT maybe we can do CABO early then go to her party later.
- OR maybe we can do it on a weekday. wednesday perhaps?
- IDK ill figure it out and let everyone who is anyone know.

-HAIRCUT!
-Im gonna get a jazzy lil haircut soon.

ummm . . . so i think thats it. peace!

yee!

2008-05-27T17:23:00.000-07:00

I'm so happy.
I LOVE my life & my friends.
Things couldn't be anymore perfect.
I never thought I'd b feeling like this in May.
Things started out so bad.
But now they have completely turned around.

Reasons y im sO HAPPY:
Friday I turned in my 1st 20 page paper.
Saturday all my girls were reunited for a night of mayhem & debauchery.
Sunday night we did it all over again.
Today I turned in another 20 pager.
The boy.
I have a dope chill job @ Urban Outfitters with a nice 40% discount.
I'm getting a puppy!
Neyo's song "closer"
Girlicious' song "Like me"
My birthday is coming up! June 8th.
Im gonna c Courtney soon!
Im moving into my new dope ass 4bd townhouse soon.
Undie Run is coming up soon!
BUT best of all i have thee best friends and thee best siblings. I attribute all my happiness to those hoes!

Coolio moolio!

Final Product // ATTIGO TT from Scott Hobbs on Vimeo.

2008-05-25T20:37:00.000-07:00

6:24am -I got home from partying.
10:56am -Big sis woke me up. GOOD NEWS. Shanel found my retainers! yee! LOL
1pm -Went to the nail shop & got a fill.
2pm -Went to the library
NOW -still n the library. On my grind. Writing the best paper i've ever written. topic: libertarian vs progressive views on welfare reform. 12 pages down-8 to go.

Gonna leave @ 10 to go get ready to party.

EWWW!!! thats my knee . . . I discovered it this morning but im not quite sure how it got there. = /

lessons learned: Strong + Genuine + Cupcakes

2008-05-21T11:41:00.000-07:00

I learned 3 things this weekend:

1. There is no reason to be weak if u can b strong ESPECIALLY when someone else needs you to be strong for them even if they dont know it or ask u to be.

2. Some ppl GENUINELY dont know how to be there for other people.

3. Despite what my previous efforts have proven, there ARE chocolate muffins that taste like cupcakes!!! Until like 5 months ago i assumed chocolate muffins tasted like chocolate cupcakes but i never had the opportunity to try them. This is mostly because whenever there was a chocolate muffin around there was always a banana nut or blueberry muffin and who wants a cupcake with NO frosting when u can have a delicious banana nut or blueberry muffin?!? ne ways, 5 months ago i FINALLY tried one and they tasted NOTHING like a cupcake! HOWEVER this weekend i went to my parentals house and they had chocolate muffins which i knew i'd steer clear of but my lil sis had some and said they tasted like cupcakes! At first i was apprehensive cuz she is a known trickster but after she left the room I gave in and indulged and to my delight they DID indeed taste like cupcakes!!! a bit dry w/o the frosting tho . . . LOL

I wanna play!!!!

They r watches!! It has display lines all over which shows the current time. There are three lines one shows the hours, second shows the minutes and the third one shows the seconds.

Could it be tru?!? I hope its not a BAD knock off family guy like American dad is. that would whomp!

Maroon 5 Feat. Rihanna - If I Never See Your Face Again
by Petitprince13

I LOVE it!

Websites u should check out:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ everyonenose.com/everyoneNose

= )

2008-05-15T13:18:00.000-07:00

The sun is out. Things r lookin up. I'm happy. I woke up & I literally feel like im mentally & emotionally stronger. Its amazing how some ppl can b so strong in such trying situations. Destinye, Donnette & Courtney in particular have had a HUGE effect on me finding my strength. THANKS LOVES!

Enuf of that . . .

FREE CHICKEN!

That's right ~~Diaris~~ ppl! Mickey D's is giving away their "'Southern' Chicken Sandwiches" for $Free.99 until 7pm tonight w/ the purchase of a medium or large drink! Me & the roomies got ours this morning! Yee!

PS: hahaha I love u Diaris . . . oh & NO Luda will not b handing out the sandwiches.

More 2 come later . . . i got class. whomp whomp.

In the words of Ice Cube . . .

2008-05-14T14:31:00.000-07:00

"Today was a good day."

Well, maybe not a good day but its better than the days i've been having so I'LL TAKE IT! Don't bring me no bad news! LOL.

-I walked into Urban Outfitters today & ended up in a job interview. yay!
-I got an A on my Political Statistics midterm!
-I figured out the thesis for my 20 page paper! FINALLY!
-Pizza Hut pasta is REALLY tasty! ORDER some NOW!

NOW, i give u . . . the hottness! LOL

I could get my grill on w/ this! Store it n my closet, pull that bad boy out, and go to work on my patio.

DESTINYE! nows ur chance to b a DJ!!!

Details: DJ GO is a portable system containing 2 mp3/CD turntables and a mixer combined into one unit that can fold up and turn into a carry bag. Its internal hard drive stores thousands of songs inside the device, eliminating the need to carry vinyl, CDs or iPods. The intended users are beginner to professional DJs who are looking for a more nimble, convenient and efficient way to carry around their DJ equipment and songs. It is used by hooking the device up to an amplifier and speakers, and plugging it in with a basic AC power cable.
Sadly, its jus a concept & not yet really available. whomp whomp . . .

GHETTO FAB

If you aren't quite broke in college and not quite wealthy in your career, you should be drinking from these ironically styled Sommelier Wine Glasses ($49) from designer: Maxim Velcovsky. Resting on top of a delicate long stem is a cup that resembles a cheap plastic beer cup. Don't let the looks fool you though, this fun and unique stemware is made entirely of hand-blown glass.

Oprah is doin DOS MUCHOS! but i guess it aint trickin if u got it right?Proving everything she touches turns to gold, Oprah Winfrey's dead dogs have been turned into a masterpiece.

I want this lil guy for my birthday!
or one like this:

OMG IM N LOVE!

speaking of love . . .

Seeing Nick & Mimi Cannon in this mag makes me believe n L♥VE again! go get this issue! The whole sitch is still a lil eh to me . . . but sOoOo CUTE nonetheless.

Follow this link to c what Selita Ebanks, aka Nick Cannons ex-boo thang, has to say about the Cannons.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1554298146

RIP SLIM

2008-05-13T13:57:00.000-07:00

Dear TIYANI,
I honestly cant believe your gone. I JUST talked to you-I woulda said a lot more if I would have known it was going to be my last time. I would have reminded you of that time back n high school when i was so scared to wear your jacket because you had "stuff" in the pockets but I was so cold so I wore it anyway. You never let me forget how paranoid I was that day! LOL. AND that time you gave me a pre-game talk b4 we played Pinole was so funny! What upsets me so much is that most ppl will never know how funny, respectful and kind you really were. Ppl will see your death on the news or in the paper & think you were just another "thug" and never know what a GREAT person you really were. Thank you so much for lookin out for my lil sis-you had a profound effect on her life and I know she is better off having known you. Everyone keeps saying your in a better place and not to be sad but its hard to use that logic as a source of comfort because I don't believe in heaven. BUT I do KNOW that everything happens for a reason and one day all of this is going to make sense. You will b greatly missed & never forgotten. RIP.

Dear Brant,

I wasnt going to post anything about the past but in light of everything that has happened I find myself thinking about your death and how senseless it all seems. May 7th was harder than I thought it would be but I tried to be strong. I was really broken up about about a couple of things earlier in the week and Courtney was there for me. I didnt understand how she could be so strong knowing that the anniversary of your death was right around the corner. Then I realized you helped to make her such a strong woman. Im so glad i had all those chats w/ you and finally approved of you and gave her the ok to date you. LOL. I love this picture of you because it reminds me of the time Courtney told me you came by her dorm but she wasnt there so you left a toothpick propped up on the door to let her know you came by. That was SoOo funny to me but she loved it! LOL You were SUCH a wonderful and funny person. I miss you!

Dear Travis,
Today is the one year anniversary of your death and it still seems unreal. I wish I had a picture to put up of you but "real niggas dont have myspace or take pictures" right? LOL You always had me rollin with that myspace stuff. I can't believe I was supposed to be at that party with you. Who knows how things could have been different now. I hope one day this all makes sense. I miss you! RIP.

PLEASE STOP THE VIOLENCE

So . . . blogspot huh?

2008-05-04T12:14:00.000-07:00

Due to four classes as well as a plethora of other commitments I find myself dealing with a bit more than a healthy level of stress sometimes. PLUS, anyone who knows me well knows that May was ALL bad for me last year and now that 365 days have past since that awful month began I find myself in a bit of a slump. I'm sure few have taken note despite my efforts to mask my emotions & perpetuate my image as a hardcore THUG. So that brings me back to: so . . . blogspot huh?

Between studying for midterms, writing TWO 15-20 page papers, working, sleeping, partying, doing stuff for on-campus clubs, maintaining a social life & all that jazz there r those few hours that r spent doing nothing & wasting HELLA time. So me friend said I should blog cuz its good for time management and I wont sit around thinkin about all the crappy shit that May represents in my life. I dunno . . . but i guess we'll c.

However, Im NOT gonna blog about my feelings and bullsnap like that. I dont wanna type it & i know NO ONE wants to waste their time reading about it when they can be checking out Miley's newest risky photos.

So . . . Imma jus post stuff i think is fuccin dope yo! LOL

if u LOVE it then yay! If u h8 it then hit that lil arrow on the top left hand corner of ur screen.

The Nappak expands itself into a bed in any area. I would buy this and find me a nice lil spot n the library to knock out in btwn classes.

Demeiso aka Young Floss freestyling and Dejuan aka video vixen. recorded by yours truly. LOL

AWWW . . . he had such a promising beginning!

Transparent display screen. dope!

MIMI CAREY & NICK "not funny" CANNON have been wed! WTF?!? Im still not sure whats weirder . . . Janet and JD or this!

Fo yo 411 . . . CLICK HERE

I want this!

AND this Hermes bracelet too!

I leave u with some new musica!

TLC's Chilli's new song "dumb dumb dumb" . . . eh . . .

Me el songo favorito! Miscomunication by Timbaland & Keri Hilson.

If u havent heard Madonna's new album ur missing out! i heart it! especially"the beat goes on" feat pharrell & KanYezzy!

YELLIE SAYS . . .

MAKE SMART COOL

feast for ur eyes

this just n: Palin is the worst politician alive

Random stuff

Hidja kids!!!

Nicki Minaj Vs Keys

Just in case u havent . . .

COACHELLA!

John Mayer + Cat butt belly button.

Black baby vs white baby.

Walking Pharaoh on the Bencia Bay Trail . . .

Cool lil spot by my parentals house.-This man was skurred of PharaohOoOoOo. . . a make-shift tent. someone isnt following the "Park Hours" rule!!!Can u find the blue jay?idk what this is. it looked like a slug made of bubbles. ewwwwwAre slugs supposed to be that black?

New music videos!

LMFAO

Bump it in ya headphones . . .

WARNING:

Dayum. Em went hard!

NEW MUSIC

Im back . . .

The Cast of "The Wiz" photoshoot.

I LOVE it-2 of my favs!

If You Soft Get Lost! LOL

Dedicated to me!!!!

Santigold performing on the Jimmy Fallon show

Oprah learns to share!

NEW MUSIC

HERE

unbeweavable

Interactive Youtube magic trick

Don't sleep on my boo Drake

Bow Wow is back . . .

= * (

UCLA EVENTS!!!

I wanna do something like this!

"Voice of the Young People" my ass . . .

Today when i went to class . . .

Video w/ some of my fave dudes

i love this

My Fave Indie Label Rapper

YAY!!! INDIA ARIE is BACK!!

OBAMA!!!

i felt compelled to share . . .

Obama lost & its all my fault!

New slappage

KILLER MIKE FEAT. ICE CUBE "PRESSURE"

They got gigs!

Musica!

Race issue

Blantant coonery or "its only racist if you are"

videos u should watch

The engine room episode 2

IM GONNA B A STRIPPER!

things u should know about . . .

2 things . . .

today i . . .

MUSIC

YAY!!!

DAILY DOSE of DOPE

Encounters with the homeless pt. 2

PARTY THANK YOUS!!

Encounters with the homeless

Updates!

yee!

lessons learned: Strong + Genuine + Cupcakes

= )

FREE CHICKEN!

In the words of Ice Cube . . .

"Today was a good day."

RIP SLIM

PLEASE STOP THE VIOLENCE

So . . . blogspot huh?

Cool lil spot by my parentals house.

-This man was skurred of Pharaoh

OoOoOo. . . a make-shift tent. someone isnt following the "Park Hours" rule!!!

Can u find the blue jay?

idk what this is. it looked like a slug made of bubbles. ewwwww

Are slugs supposed to be that black?